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title: Random fortune
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date: 2025-05-22 15:29:07
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tags: 日志
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Keep peace of mind with fortune...
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❯ fortune
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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose
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from.
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-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
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❯ fortune
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看蓬门秋草，年年破巷，疏窗细雨，夜夜孤灯。
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-- 郑板桥《沁园春·恨》
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❯ fortune
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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-- Dylan Thomas
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❯ fortune
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery.
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But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine,
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is somehow ennobled and no-one dare criticise it.
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-- Pierre Gallois
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❯ fortune
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秋色渐将晚，霜信报黄花。
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-- 叶梦得《水调歌头·秋色渐将晚》
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❯ fortune
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水精帘里颇黎枕，暖香惹梦鸳鸯锦。江上柳如烟，雁飞残月天。
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藕丝秋色浅，人胜参差剪。双鬓隔香红，玉钗头上风。
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-- 温庭筠《菩萨蛮》
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❯ fortune
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A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating
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his morning meal. "I would like to give you this personality test", said
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the outsider, "because I want you to be happy."
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Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the
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toaster -- "I wish the toaster to be happy too".
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❯ fortune
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Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
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-- Albert Schweitzer
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❯ fortune
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We have art that we do not die of the truth.
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-- Nietzsche
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❯ fortune
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<knghtbrd> "Java for the COBOL Programmer"
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<knghtbrd> who writes these things?
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<raptor> people on crack
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<raptor> and cobol programmers
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<raptor> :)
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<knghtbrd> that's redundant.
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❯ fortune
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I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all
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these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these
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kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and
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I wasn't tempted to buy one but I was reminded of the fact that I had been
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avoiding the beach.
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-- Lucinda Childs "Einstein On The Beach"
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❯ fortune
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It doesn't matter whether you win or lose -- until you lose.
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❯ fortune
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True leadership is the art of changing a group from what it is to what
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it ought to be.
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-- Virginia Allan
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❯ fortune
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I keep hearing and reading this nice proverb *if it ain't broke, don't fix
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it*. The latest appearance was in response to [Shlomi
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Fish](http://community.livejournal.com/shlomif_tech/37969.html) suggesting
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that some Ancient Perl code should be replaced by Modern Perl code.
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I am not saying that every piece of code should be rewritten every 6 months,
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but in my understanding that sentence actually translates to *let's wait till
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it breaks and then panic*.
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I think people who say that sentence are afraid that the new version will
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break something. Sure, there is always a chance that a change introduces an
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error, but, if we are afraid to touch the code, what will happen when later on
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we encounter a case where it does not work? For example, if we need to use it
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in a new environment. Will we have the courage to change the code then? How
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much will it cost in money, time, and lost sleep?
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I think we have been trying to teach ourselves that we should have really good
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test coverage of our code and then we can easily refactor it and get rid of
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technical debt. So why do we keep hearing that sentence?
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-- Gabor Szabo
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-- What does "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." really mean? ( )
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❯ fortune
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Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself a therapy.
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-- Karl Kraus
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❯ fortune
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With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
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-- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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❯ fortune
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(Presuming for the sake of argument that it's even *possible* to design
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better code in Perl than in C. :-)
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-- Larry Wall on core code vs. module code design
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❯ fortune
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But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!
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❯ fortune
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Imbalance of power corrupts and monopoly of power corrupts absolutely.
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-- Genji
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❯ fortune
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I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
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❯ fortune
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如果你不知道如何表现地高人一等，找个Unix用户，让他做给你看。
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-- Dilbert newsletter 3.0, 1994
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❯ fortune
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"The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing,
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the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a
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walnut."
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-- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larson
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❯ fortune
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Most of us feel that marketing types are like a dangerous weapon - keep
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'em unloaded and locked up in a cupboard, and only bring them out when
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you need them to do a job.
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-- Craig Sanders
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❯ fortune
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不寐倦长更，披衣出户行。月寒秋竹冷，风切夜窗声。
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-- 李煜《三台令》
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❯ fortune
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子曰：“由，诲女知之乎！知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也。”
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-- 论语，为政篇
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❯ fortune
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"The jig's up, Elman."
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"Which jig?"
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-- Jeff Elman
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❯ fortune
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"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
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-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"
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❯ fortune
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波影摇涟，趁熏风，一舸来时，翠阴清昼。去郭轩楹才数里，藓磴松关云岫。
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快屐齿，筇枝先后。空半危亭堪聚远，看洞庭，缥缈争奇秀。人自老，景如旧。
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来帆去棹还知否，问古今，几度斜阳，几番回首？晓色一川谁管领，都付雨荷烟柳，
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知我者，燕朋鸥友。笑拍阑干呼范蠡，甚平吴，却倩垂纶手？吁万古，付卮酒。
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-- 周密《长亭怨慢》
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❯ fortune
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I'm telling you that the kernel is stable not because it's a kernel,
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but because I refuse to listen to arguments like this.
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-- Linus Torvalds
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❯ fortune
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A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
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it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
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❯ fortune
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There are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot endure
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to be thought so.
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❯ fortune
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One does not thank logic.
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-- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
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❯ fortune
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Free yourself from negative influence. Negative thoughts are the old
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habits that gnaw at the roots of the soul.
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Moses Shongo, (Seneca)
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❯ fortune
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日月照之何不及此？惟有北风号怒天上来。
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-- 李白《北风行》
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❯ fortune
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no
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account be allowed to do the job.
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-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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And here are my mods:-)
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❯ pacman -Qs fortune
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local/cowfortune 0.1.2-8
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Configurable fortune cookie proclaiming cow (and a few other creatures)
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local/fortune-mod 3.22.0-1.1
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The Fortune Cookie Program from BSD games
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local/fortune-mod-zh 2.98-1 (fortune-mods)
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Chinese poems for fortune-mod
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